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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Chevytation

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: shevy/tay/shun

Sentence: In her new Chevy she could rise above the gridlock with chevytation

Etymology: chevy + levitation

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Sounds like you got a new Chevy in your driveway. - Stevenson0, 2007-09-05: 17:30:00

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Autodrivitate

Created by: SirVimes

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Etymology: Autodrive + Meditate

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Snoozemissile

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: snooz' - miss - ul sounds like: Cruise Missile

Sentence: Although an encounter with a bridge would have been fitting, the Snoozemissile drifted into oncoming traffic, as they often do.

Etymology: snoozing/missile

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Zonavigate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: zo + nav + ih + gate

Sentence: I've gone this way so many times I can zonavigate it with my eyes closed. Which is how I usually do it.

Etymology: zone + navigate

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Sublimnopilot

Created by: genemcl73

Pronunciation: sub lim no pilot

Sentence: I left work and got home and didn't even remember driving there, I was on sublimnopilot.

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Napigation

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: nap-i-gay-shun

Sentence: Nerida's sleep apnoea was offset by her excellent napigation, so even when she dozed off at the wheel because of her sleep problems she was still able to win the Paris to Dakkar rally.

Etymology: navigation + nap

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COMMENTS:

Decades ago after the obligatory end-of-week get-together, I often wonder how I had got home. Now I know it was napigation! You have my vote. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-04: 23:30:00

great stuff - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:41:00

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Zenigate

Created by: recessivejean

Pronunciation: Zen-uh-gayt

Sentence: I've no idea how she managed to zenigate rush hour traffic while fixing her makeup, talking on her phone, and flossing her teeth.

Etymology: zen/igate from zen + navigate

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Carobotic

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: ka-ro-BOT-ik

Sentence: Those who didn't know Bob well, thought that his driving seemed a bit jaloopy. But Roxie knew that driving with Bob was autopian. For he was mild-hearted towards mergeicians and courteous to cyclopaths, while driving safely with a carobotic awareness that allowed him to drive without watching the road.

Etymology: Blend of car & robotic: to act like a robot or automaton. Jaloopy (jalopy & loopy); Autopian, Mergeician & Cyclopath from Richard Glover's "The Dag's Dictionary."

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Some cool words in that sentence - petaj, 2007-09-05: 03:10:00